Friday, August 05, 2005
Cross the Golly
But at the end of it all, someone had to go, and seeing as Eugene could barely stop crying long enough to clean his teeth, that someone had to The Dark Deceiver and future Tory Prime Minister, Derek, who became evictee number 10. Kind of appropriate for a man with designs on Downing Street.
But Derek clearly learnt a lot during his time in the house. As he told Davina, "I discovered that I'm a nicer person than I thought I was", a statement clearly confirmed by such comments as "they're all wankers without the co-ordination", calling Craig a stupid child, Orlaith an brain-dead blonde, and saying Science made him want to join the BNP. It makes you wonder what he thought of himself before he went into the house. He was probably on a par with that amoral despot, Eugene. Honestly, is there anyone that man won't try and destroy? I pity the members of his Radio Club.
But anyway, as Derek himself said, "It's better not to cross the golly". Which I presume is something to do with breeding marmalade. Unfortunately though, the British public have crossed him off their shortlist, and the nation's favourite Conservative is out. And promising to inflict a book of children's stories on us. Talk about getting your revenge...